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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

James Webb telescope spots 'groundbreaking' molecule in scorching clouds of giant 'hell planet' - Live Science

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do SpaceX rockets keep exploding? - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

share office space ...

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

CT scan radiation and cancer risk - reassuring and alarming at the same time - Daily Kos

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Fiserv’s stock surges as it teams with Circle to join the stablecoin party - MarketWatch

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some good email marketing tools for small businesses?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

MLB Power Rankings as Juan Soto's Mets Plummet While Rays and Cardinals Surge - Bleacher Report

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

No way

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)